Le Photo Retouching Thingy

So, we were tasked with making our faces less ugly.  I have to say, it was a little awkward zapping zits at the subatomic level like we were.  I don't think I've ever been so self-conscious of the contents of my right nostril before.  Spot healing it resulted in skin grafts inside my nose.  It was awful.  Oh my god.

So, things were going well.  I was giving my self a clone-stamp hair cut, and having a good time, and then, DISASTER.

Mr. Courtney installed Windows 8 on my computer after formatting the hard drive.  My files were catastrophically murdered one by one right before my eyes.  So, I started over, and finished it up last Friday after school.

It's not the best photo of me, but it's far from the worst.  I guess I could have called upon the magical properties of the mythical comb before the shoot, but whatever.  And it my left eye (your right) looks like it's being closed up by an infected bee sting.  That's not cool.  I haven't been stung by a bee since I was three, and in another state.